Ask Gentacle
Gentacle wishes you all a happy new year!

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A acquaintance of mineLooking good there, fellow! 

A acquaintance of mine
Looking good there, fellow! 

Most wonderful piece of art I came across with this lovely day!

Most wonderful piece of art I came across with this lovely day!

Beautiful!

Beautiful!

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guilty-verdict:

A… tentacle monster…?
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I… I see.

(Now I definitely know that I must find myself caught in some fairly awkward dream. Please do let me wake up soon before my wit starts to take grave damage, though.) 

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Well, if that is that, I be getting on me merry way, me Lad.
I am a busy monster!

Good day to you, Sir! 

gentacle started following you

ladyariadoney:

I see.  Charming, indeed.

(And I thought Wright was foul?  Ugh.)

Please, call me Gavin.  Ms. Kristina Gavin.  Though I daresay we might not be crossing paths much.  I’m afraid I’m a very busy woman.

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Don’t you worry Ms. Gavin. I am a busy monster me self!

I must be going this moment, actually!

Have a good day!

gentacle started following you

ladyariadoney:

[In spite of her rather… unimpressed expression, she widens one of those pretty smiles of hers and shakes her head with a soft laugh]

Think of it as a compliment, of course.  Wouldn’t one rather be considered eccentric than mediocre?

(…This creature is vile.)

And does this not-so-average Joe have a proper name?

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Oh, well…I don’t think I can pronounce it in your langage (or write it for that matter).

So call me “Mr. Gentacle”, dear lass!
That is what everybody does! 

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guilty-verdict:

Actually I didn’t.
(Even though there is a certain resemblance, this… thing clearly is no octopus.)
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As I stated already, I was unable to label your species. Now, if you would please enlighten me?

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Oh! Well pardon me self, Lad.
It was I who prejudically pointed the tentacle.

I am a tentacle monster
My species have not yet been investigated by your kind; so I can’t give you a “scientific” name as to what I happen to be.

Pardon me, Lad! 

gentacle started following you

ladyariadoney:

…Well, then.

[She raises a skeptical eyebrow, reaching to adjust her glasses.]

Quite an… eccentric gentleman you are, sir.  

(So monsters can mingle freely among men?  Charming.)

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Eccentric?

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I do not know what to think about that, my fair lady.

I’m quite the average Joe where I’m from!
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guilty-verdict:

Well, pardon me, but as I even fail to discern the very nature of your… personage, I didn’t quite expect you to be able to speak. 
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(This has to be some kind of dream…) 

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You mistook me self for an octopus, did you not, lad?
That is completely okay.
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there is no problem …with that… 
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(Racist humans!)